PETER YOUNG

Founder.

Criminal.

probability violations.

loophole exploitations.

Peter Young headshot for personal website
YEARS MILITANTLY UNEMPLOYED
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BOOKS AUTHORED UNDER FAKE NAMES
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INTERNET SALES
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AIRLINES BANNED FROM
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WEDDINGS CRASHED
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TERRORISM CONVICTIONS
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At various times, Peter Young has been a fugitive, founder, protester, author, prisoner, felon, spokesperson, entrepreneur, hobo, saboteur, publisher, orator, infiltrator, agitator, investor, and criminal.

By various federal agencies and trade groups, he has been called a terrorist, eco-terrorist, domestic terrorist, “special interest” terrorist, burglar, accessory after the fact, danger to the community, armed and dangerous, flight risk, escape risk, and unindicted co-conspirator.

By various journalists and authors, he has been called arrogant, unrepentant, privileged, notorious, defiant, controversial, self-aggrandizing, entitled, and “basically homeless.”

Today he runs internet businesses and continues his lifelong and unbroken succession of conspiracies.

TESTIMONIALS

“An entitled rich kid who didn’t want to work hard and happily took from others” Abby Ellin, author & New York Times contributor

“His decidedly non-terroristic appearance causes…. consternation and confusion” Techdirt

“A misguided Yippie.” High school girlfriend

“Making a career promoting a criminal life” Teresa Platt

“Cult-hero status” KIRO TV

“Attained legendary status among like-minded extremists.” Mason City Globe Gazette

“A fringe character” Salt Lake City Weekly

“Fanatic” Seattle Weekly

“Both ageist and sexist” Portland Indymedia

“I was unprepared to witness first hand the unapologetic arrogance exhibited by Young.” Mindy Patterson, Founder, Cavalry Group

“It seemed like he was suggesting that the audience free the animals from the basement… Hearing that was pretty shocking.” Oberlin College student, after lecture

“Believes all of his illegal activities are justified as long as he hides behind the word ‘compassion.’” Beloit, WI farmer

“Did tremendous damage to many people... and shows no remorse.” Dennis and Jill Preissner, third generation mink farmers

“Travel(s) the country urging activists to commit crimes… (His) appearances are often followed by eco-terrorist activity.” Washington University police memo

“Unrepentant” The Associated Press

“He is unrepentant” Chris Halsne

“Without any remorse.” Brad Roesler

“Wasn’t what you would call remorseful” Pittsburgh City Paper

“Maintains his innocence in the most recent raid” WKOW

“Disseminates hit lists for use by violent vegan extremists” Michael Whelan

“Do not believe for a moment that he has been rehabilitated.” Target of Opportunity

“He toes the line on advocating people going out and committing crimes” Cedar Rapids, Iowa FBI agent

“Encouraged college students to break laws in order to achieve the change they want and provided guidance on how to do so.” CBS Cleveland

“He incited people to break the law, and if caught he’d do it again.” Federal judge Stephen Crocker

“Notorious ALF activist gone vegan evangelist.” San Francisco Magazine

“I’m not a vegan and I actually very much disagree with his cause, but… I thought that was pretty brilliant.” Ryan Holiday, media strategist

“Total disregard for public opinion” Utah Valley University Review

“Is convinced the FBI is following him everywhere” Oakland Tribune

“He walked into a DMV with $12, a forged power bill, and a fake birth certificate and walked out with a new ID.” Duped: Double Lives, False Identities, and The Con Man I Almost Married.

“Had to keep his whole life a secret when he was a fugitive sought by the FBI.” Wall Street Journal

“Said he was in Connecticut attending a wedding on the day of the firebombings” Santa Cruz Sentinel

“Publicly mocked the court system.” Chris Wolfert

“Demonstrated mockery to take our family name… while in hiding.” Linda Zimbal

“Had a handcuff key taped to his belt where his hands would be when arrested…. This guy is a pro.” Santa Clara County prosecutor David Tomkins

“Fanatical about abstinence from alcohol and drugs” US Attorney’s Office

"Must undergo enhanced screening every time he flies." Boing Boing

“Seems to think he’s a regular Abraham Lincoln.” Wisconsin Journal Sentinel

“Be aware of any suspicious activity... in the coming days, as activists tend to be energized after his appearance.” Fur Commission security alert to fur farms before a University of Wisconsin lecture

“Hero” Dara Lovitz, author

"Biggest disappointment ever" some person

“Declined to say how he makes a living” Deseret News

“Declined to talk about where he worked” San Jose Mercury News

“Declined to discuss how he supported himself.” Leslyn Spinelli, US Probation Officer

“You will not be allowed back here. Don’t even try.” Canadian border patrol

“He won’t be allowed to return to the state — ever.” Dawn Elshere, South Dakota state’s attorney

TIMELINE

Pre-1990

Born

Los Gatos, California
1994

Vegan

Doesn't meet another vegan for at least a year.
1996

Activated

Meetings. Protests. Sabotage. Liberation. It's on.
1998

FUGITIVE

Terrorism charges. Forged birth certificates. Goes underground.
2000

Stealth

Hideouts include animal sanctuaries & girlfriend's house.
2002

KAMIKAZE

Book sells 30,000 copies. Embarks on national book tour with active terrorism warrants.
2004

SANTA CRUZ

Funds new hideout two blocks from beach w/petty criminal activity. FBI stakes out book events, never discovering author's identity.
2006

still caged

Federal prison. Victorville. Nickname: "Fur bandit." Charged in South Dakota for additional crimes.
2008

honeypot

Seduction is the new waterboarding: female FBI informant takes on trip to Moab Utah to gather info on recent mink releases.
2010

raided

FBI raids home twice in 4 months, asserting link to 2004 ALF lab raid and several arsons.
2012

exit strategy

Observes rapid decline of contemporaries into echo chamber irrelevance & bleak wage slavery. Plots early stages of an exit from the closing net of everyman mediocrity.
2014

Jetsetting

Launches JetsettingTerrorist blog, mocking TSA w/stories of traveling while on their terrorist list.
2016

scaling

New business hits $30k/month in 4 months. FBI calls attorney to accuse client of "radicalizing local college students."
2018

locked in

Business hits $2m revenue.
2020

unhomeless

Prolific vagrancy career ends. Reads Home Buying For Dummies. Buys house.
2022

Exit

Sells business for multiple 7-figures. After being formally employed for <18 months of adult life, retires.
2024

mughsot

Misdemeanor arrest for nostalgia's sake.
1992

Employment never

In a chance meeting. Bill Nye says: "Never get a job. It's not worth it."
1995

miltant homelessness

Illegally moves into 7-figure surplus house owned by the Dept of Transportation (2221 66th Ave SE, Mercer Island, WA). Lives rent free.
1997

FELONY SUMMER

And Felony Spring. And Felony Fall. No such thing as a law after sundown.
1999

HOBO SUMMER

Freight trains. Hitchhiking. Lone wanderer. Journal stained with train grease & diner coffee.
2001

SPOTLIGHT

Pitches & publishes travel memoir under anonymous pseudonym. First printing sells out immediately. Attention compromises fugitive status.
2003

REBORN

Heard the 9-11 hijackers got their IDs in Virginia. Travels east. Walks out of the DMV with a new ID in minutes.
2005

CAGED

Arrested at a Starbucks. Sentenced to two years.
2007

liberated

Prison release party @ home of child actor from 90s sitcom "Home Improvement."
2009

intel theater

Flown out to speak by undercover FBI agents who set up fake event space & hosted fake panel occupied by fake actors.
2011

deliverance

Cast as lyrical subject by favorite/best band. "They were always one step behind/It was only a matter of time"
2013

ENGINEERED VIRALITY

Fools internet, achieves national coverage with Ex-Vegans.com stunt.
2015

infiltration

Sneaks into $3500 hotel event. Watches lecture on launching weird online businesses. Quickly funds tech startup by reselling books from dumpsters.
2017

VINDICATED

After 20+ years of mockery for refusing to work, hits conservative financial target for never having to work again.
2019

liberate

Publishes Liberate. Second & worst-selling book to date.
2021

GRACED

Achieves every criminal's dream, mocked by Nancy Grace on Fox.
2023

HIGHBROW homeless

Lives in hotels.
2025

final form

Unhinged retirement/caveman YOLO bouillabaisse of wedding crashing, anon Soundcloud rap releases, war on everything.
Pre-1990

Born

Los Gatos, California
1992

Employment never

In a chance meeting. Bill Nye says: "Never get a job. It's not worth it."
1994

Vegan

Doesn't meet another vegan for at least a year.
1995

miltant homelessness

Illegally moves into 7-figure surplus house owned by the Dept of Transportation (2221 66th Ave SE, Mercer Island, WA). Lives rent free.
1996

Activated

Meetings. Protests. Sabotage. Liberation. Victory or annihilation.
1997

FELONY SUMMER

And Felony Spring. And Felony Fall. No such thing as a law after sundown.
1998

FUGITIVE

Terrorism charges. Forged birth certificates. Goes underground.
1999

HOBO SUMMER

Freight trains. Hitchhiking. Lone wanderer. Journal stained with train grease & diner coffee.
2000

Stealth

Hideouts include animal sanctuaries & girlfriend's house.
2001

SPOTLIGHT

Pitches & publishes travel memoir under anonymous pseudonym. First printing sells out immediately. Attention compromises fugitive status.
2002

KAMIKAZE

Book sells 30,000 copies. Embarks on national book tour with active terrorism warrants.
2003

REBORN

Heard the 9-11 hijackers got their IDs in Virginia. Travels east. Walks out of the DMV with a new ID in minutes.
2004

SANTA CRUZ

Funds new hideout two blocks from beach w/petty criminal activity. FBI stakes out book events, never discovering author's identity.
2005

CAGED

Arrested at a Starbucks. Sentenced to two years.
2006

still caged

Federal prison. Victorville. Nickname: "Fur bandit." Charged in South Dakota for additional crimes.
2007

liberated

Prison release party @ home of child actor from 90s sitcom "Home Improvement."
2008

honeypot

Seduction is the new waterboarding: female FBI informant takes on trip to Moab Utah to gather info on recent mink releases.
2009

intel theater

Flown out to speak by undercover FBI agents who set up fake event space & hosted fake panel occupied by fake actors.
2010

raided

FBI raids home twice in 3 months, asserting link to 2004 ALF lab raid and several arsons.
2011

deliverance

Cast as lyrical subject by favorite/best band. "They were always one step behind/It was only a matter of time/Now nothing to regret/Locked inside a prison cell"
2012

exit strategy

Observes rapid decline of contemporaries into echo chamber irrelevance & bleak wage slavery. Plots early stages of an exit from the closing net of everyman mediocrity.
2013

ENGINEERED VIRALITY

Fools internet, achieves national coverage with Ex-Vegans.com stunt.
2014

Jetsetting

Launches JetsettingTerrorist blog mocking TSA w/stories of traveling while on their "terrorist list."
2015

infiltration

Sneaks into $3500 hotel event. Watches lecture on launching weird online businesses. Quickly funds tech startup reselling books from dumpsters.
2016

SCALING

New business hits $30k/month in 4 months. FBI calls attorney to accuse client of "radicalizing local college students."
2017

VINDICATED

After 20+ years of mockery for refusing to work, hits conservative financial target for never having to work again.
2018

LOCKED IN

Business hits $2m revenue.
2019

liberate

Publishes Liberate. Second & worst-selling book to date.
2020

unhomeless

Prolific vagrancy career ends. Reads Home Buying For Dummies. Buys house.
2021

GRACED

Achieves every criminal's dream, mocked by Nancy Grace on Fox.
2022

Exit

Sells business for multiple 7-figures. After being formally employed for <18 months of adult life, retires.
2023

HIGHBROW homeless

Lives in hotels.
2024

MUGHSOT

Misdemeanor arrest for nostalgia's sake.
2025

final form

Unhinged retirement/caveman YOLO bouillabaisse of wedding crashing, anon Soundcloud rap releases, war on everything.

BOOKS

By Peter Young
The Militant Unemployment Experiment
Liberate book cover 2025
Liberate
Jetsetting Terrorist
peter young book
(others under fake names)